He brags to Frank about becoming a God due to his constant consumption and control over the gun wielding Darren, then takes a bite out of Frank's torso. He clearly has lost his mind, mainly due to the alcohol he consumed to become powerful. As Douche continues to drink, he slowly turns green with his eyes becoming red, and growing bigger muscles.ĭuring the final battle, Douche forcefully teams up with an unwilling, involuntary Darren by shoving his nozzle up his anus, and controls his actions like a puppet by yanking on his scrotum. Douche places the label back on and gives chase, only to get stuck in the gap between the shelves as his prey escapes. Douche manages to catch up to the group between aisles, but Brenda tears off his label and runs off to safety. He forces a bottle of Tequila to lure the group into a bar, but when Teresa (a lesbian taco shell) helps the group escape, he shatters and drinks Tequila's liquid as punishment. Off-screen, Douche goes around telling (likely threatening) various food items that he is hunting a sausage and a bun, and for them to tell him if the two are found. He then sets off in search of Frank and Brenda, intent on getting revenge. He then tears the juice box apart and takes the label off, using it to cover his tear. Getting an idea, he sucks the juice out of the box (in a scene parodying oral sex, as the tear was on the juice box's 'crotch'), healing himself and fixing his handle, and well as giving his thin arms muscles.

He crawls up some stairs and finds a torn juice box. Distraught that he can never be used, he then hears someone calling for help. Before he can attack them in revenge, however, he is swept up by Darren the grocery clerk and thrown away.Įscaping from the garbage, Douche crawls around the garbage room, during which he discovers he has a leak and his fluids have drained. He then confronts Frank and Brenda and blames them for his predicament. This results in Douche's handle getting bent.Īfter Camille Toh salvages what she can and leaves, Douche discovers his handle was damaged in the fall. Frank tries to stop him, resulting in a bunch of the items, including Douche, falling out of the cart. Deciding everything is pointless, Honey Mustard jumps from the cart, committing suicide but not before telling Frank to talk to Firewater. When Honey Mustard (who was returned to the store) tries to tell everyone in the cart that they are all doomed, no one listens except a sausage named Frank. He was seen teasing a bag of potato chips, telling him that he should go to the gym and lose weight. He is clearly enthusiastic and happy to be on his way to the Great Beyond (what the food believes lies outside of the market). Once he is placed in her cart, he starts acting like his namesake (i.e., a 'douche' who is an extremely objectionable and unpleasant person to be around). Douche first appears getting purchased by 'Camille Toh' (an obvious pun on 'camel toe').

Red hook sausage fest 2012